Dying of squee here and no friends around to listen!!! Here are some things that stuck with me - more details when I find my brain.
Best of the Best
-- Misha says he's fascinated with Slash fic. "I read only one but it stuck with me. I'd like to find out more if I could do it without being molested."
-- of course he punctuated his entire chat by saying several times that he, Jensen and Jared liked to hang around together in one of their trailers. . . naked. (He was totally pandering to us. LOL.)
Misha said he asked Jared while backstage at the con why they never pranked him. He said, Jared said. . "because I'm too . . . . fragile. . . well, the word he really used was gay. " Oh geez, boys.
Such a riot.
Jensen got waylaid by a non-question that I thought was entirely inappropriate so I won't even say, find it elsewhere. Literally as he was floundering on stage you hear Jared say, "I'm going to save you . . . " he comes on stage and hands Jensen a coffee (is that sweet or what) and has one of his own. Jensen takes the coffee and leaves the stage carrying on about said inappropriate non- question then as Jared begins talking we hear Jensen bellow in that deep Dean voice, "What are you trying to do to me!" (or he might have said kill me?) Jared replied, "Very strong coffee. Way to play it cool, Jensen." Then when Jensen went behind the curtain, Jared says, "I spit in his coffee." LOL.
And you know how women have a biological clock that makes them want babies. Jared has one too apparently. He spent the con chasing after babies. There was a baby crying in the audience during Jared's talk. He stops and asks if it's a cat. The woman holds up the baby to explain and Jared goes all puddley and starts the "Hey, baby" thing that you have to hear to really get the joke. Then he asks:
"How old is baby?"
Mother - "Nine months."
Jared. "When was baby born?"
Audience "NINE MONTHS AGO."
Jared tries to get out then continues to ask the question in everyway possible. It was too funny. At one point later on, the baby wouldn't stop crying so the mom went to leave. Jared perks up in his seat in the middle of a question and shouts, "Where you taking baby!? Stop. Seize her!" It was bizarre.
ETA: More Jared baby madness. There was this adorable little 3-year old girl there with her mom (Mom, are you reading this? Give us the details) When Jared saw her in the photo op room he tried to get her to come over but she ran from him, all shy. The camera guy needed to change batteries, so Jared asks if he can duck out a second and he chases after the little girl trying to coax her to talk to him but she wouldn't. Now, let's think about this - even to us normal people Jared looks tall. Can you imagine how he looks to a 3-year-old!
Then there was the pickle stuffed with fried rice question. This turned into the biggest hit of the Q&A. Somewhere in here Jensen started laughing so hard he was crying. He hid his face for several minutes, then asked for some tissues. It was so funny, my sides hurt.
Oh and Jensen finally confirmed HE WAS NEVER ON SEVENTH HEAVEN!!!
ETA: One more - I wish someone had asked Jensen this, but Jared was asked about what was a difficult scene for him to do and he said, unexpectedly it was the snake scene in Yellow Fever. He said when the snake came up over the couch he jumped up and walked out -- just couldn't do it, finally had to force himself but he said it was so tough for him to just sit there.
More later......